Here is a site that sells homeopathy the way it should be sold with plenty of disclaimers as to the actuall effects and lots of winks and nods to the placebo effect. Now if only I had thought of it sooner.
All science is either physics or stamp collecting
Reality has no meaning for them, it is not where they live
You’re entitled to your own opinion, not your own facts
What Can Be Asserted Without Evidence Can Be Dismissed Without Evidence